They Call Me Demanda

The new roommate and I are really getting to know one another well, as evidenced by a particularly insightful observation she made the other night while we were discussing an interaction she recently witnessed between me and someone I hardly know:

"You're like a G-rated dominatrix."

Pretty perceptive if you ask me. Then again, she also says shit like, "You're a bird" and "Everyone's a dragon." Or, "People think too much in this country. Well...with the exception of Lorena Bobbitt."

So you can't take her too seriously.