Behold the Embarrassment

This is me. This is me drunk at the auction. Mere moments before my more sober friends, in their wisdom, decided to take my bid number away from me lest I actually win the $3,000 Tahoe package that I decided I needed (that is, in addition to the tattoo that I bought). This is me in the photo that has somehow, and unfortunately, made its way onto my school's website. Let that be a warning to all of you. USF admits drunks. Or at the very least, creates them.